Because Owning a Home Was Never Meant to Be Peaceful
CONTRACT ADDRESS
Token Address : $MORTGAGE
MORTGAGE ONLY GOES UP
You didn’t just buy a token. You signed a lifetime agreement with emotional interest.
$MORTGAGE is for everyone who thought they’d be free once they left the bank… and then bought something on Solana instead.
It’s inspired by that moment when you hit “confirm” and suddenly feel 30 years older. The floor goes down, the fees go up, and your timeline is now full of furniture ads. Welcome home.
Disclaimer:
The numbers don’t lie—and neither do we. $MORTGAGE runs on locked liquidity, zero tax, and full transparency. No hidden fees, no mystery wallets, no backdoors. What you see is exactly what you’re holding.
We’re All Locked In—Might as Well Talk About It
You’ve got $MORTGAGE. The payments feel permanent. The floor won’t return your calls. Perfect—you’re one of us now.
Join the community where we cope, chart, and laugh through the rising interest of life on Solana. No pre-approvals needed—just bring your wallet and your sense of humor.
Come for the token. Stay for the therapy.
© 2025 MORTGAGE ONLY GOES UP.